Ask Rambler: Yours Truly 4/22/16

Rambler, Dog

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Dear Rambler,
I am a strong supporter of food rights in the Middle School. I enjoy food, I eat, food, and I embrace food. So why can’t the students choose the meals that we eat instead of the staff picking it for us. More students would come to lunch and actually enjoy eating the food provided 100% of the time. And I am merely suggesting this, but could there be a dog buffet in Malone too? I think you would like that.





Hi Hungry, I’m Rambler,

I think the staff chooses our lunch for us the same way Mr. Scoot chooses my dinner; they want to give us lunch with the best nutrients and energy to fuel our days. For instance, when Mr. Scoot goes to Pet Smart to pick out my dog food, he doesn’t ask me what I would like because he knows I would say bacon. Also, Mr. Scoot knows that I need to eat the dog food with all the nutrients and proteins to help me stay happy and healthy, because without them I wouldn’t be able to make it through our walks. I understand what you’re saying, and I dream of a dog buffet every day but that would be a ton more work for the staff members and soon I would start to show a little extra belly fat and wouldn’t be able to catch those squirrels.







Hey rambler,

I was wondering what is your favorite place on the Westminster campus?



-ANOYNYMOUS (spelled that worng)



Dear Bad Speller,

I have been all over the Westminster campus more times than I can count and everyday on my walk, Mr. Scoot and I find something new and interesting. It is so hard to choose one single place on the campus because it is so big, but if I had to choose, it would be the Summer Camp. I like the turf field because it doesn’t get muddy when it rains, and you know how I am about mud on my paws. Also, I know where all the good squirrel-hiding places are and I love to doggy paddle in the little pool there. Got to go, Mr. Scoot just said it is time to eat my dinner!!


Yours Truly,





Dear Rambler,
Who is Rambler and how do you know how to write?
Wondering Citizen



Dear Wonderer,

You know who I am, I am simply a small dog with big dreams. It all started when Mr. Scoot and I would go visit students in the classrooms from time to time and they all overwhelm me with questions. They had really good questions but I couldn’t answer them because humans don’t understand barking… duh. So I was on a mission, I went and sat in on some IT classes where I learned how to [email protected]#*P:>… but sometimes my paw slips and I tyPe gibberish Q$#^@. I will continue to learn and purSUe my dreams and answer your qu3stions.


Typing to u,


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